She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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