Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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