what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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