Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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