I want to have your abortion
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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