where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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