people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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