maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My feet surprised me
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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