just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So much Jack, so little girl.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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