I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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