I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Randomize
