a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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