the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Randomize
