we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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