So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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