Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
