Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
