Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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