I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
My vagina is officially offended.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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