I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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