Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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