But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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