Do you still have your period?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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