He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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