whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
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It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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