3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Too much gin, very little bucket
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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