"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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