Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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