toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
