She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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