Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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