This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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