there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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