i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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