he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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