I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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