i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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