i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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