Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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