I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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