I want to have your abortion
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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