you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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