just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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