I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Randomize
