So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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