Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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