I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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