U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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