Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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