Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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