i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I understand Curling. That high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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