Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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