I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
